Earlier tonight, I went on a Christmas cruise in Huntington Harbor with my family. A crew member named Pam decided to get on the boat's PA system and describe every speck of mass that we floated by.
"And right there are some blinking Christmas lights. Oh look! You can see that family's Christmas tree! Look in the back window. To our right, and inflatable snowman- he looks all ready for winter fun. Nice hat, Mr. Snowman."
Pam then decided to have all the children on board sing carols into the microphone. Problem was, not too many 4-year-olds know every single word to "Silent Night." Because of this, instead of a song, a series of loud moans filled the air. Pam, darling: Next time, suggest "Jingle Bells."
Tomorrow:
Study/Naples Boat Parade/Party
Sunday:
The Squid and the Whale
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