Car

is still in the shop. Why did this have to happen now? I have to borrow Dad's, which is pretty damn lame. Poor car. If it's ass wasn't so big, maybe this wouldn't have happened. Honda's have a lot of junk in the trunk. 

More people are becoming knowers.

Keanu Reeves. I feel so bad! I wish I could help. Srsly so fucking unfair.

Whoa you are hot. How did I end up talking to you? And now you want to do the unthinkable. Well, not really the unthinkable. But do I have the balls? I do. I can't pass this up. And if you don't like me, I can deal.