The Earth

was quaked. And as falling off my chair ensued (my ass was hanging halfway off, mind you, since I am incapable of finding a comfortable position as a result of having flat feet), I came to realize that I should really have my whole ass on the seat no matter how much it hurts my knees.

I was searching and I found something, but now I'm having doubts. I think I've said something similar before, but inside my head, I am the chief of my own thought police. It's convenient but sometimes they really annoy the fuck out of me, because although I can tell I am being a total douchebag, I continue to be one. I am envious of douchebags that act like douchebags without even being aware that they are douchebags.

Anyway, surprise! It's been a while since my thoughts have been publicly exposed, so here we go again. And it's nice to be back, I appreciate you.

But seriously. 

A lot of shit went down. And I mean a lot. It's been a very surreal few months. 

Go go go.

Tomorrow:

-MASH